What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!