What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!