What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!