What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

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They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.