What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.