What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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I Apollogize".

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I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl