What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.