What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.