What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.