Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.