What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level