Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !