Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.