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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.