Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.