Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2