Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.