Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!