Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.