How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds