How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.