How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.