How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"