When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.