Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

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A seasoned traveller.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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