Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!