Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Not Mariah Carey

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What did the nosey pepper do?

It got jalepeno business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!