How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.