How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!