How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.