How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances