How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.