400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.