400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."