400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.