What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate