What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus