What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.