Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.