Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.