Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."