Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.