License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Msg Jokes More Msg Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms