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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

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Well-hung.

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Licker cabinet.

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He heard it had de y flavor.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !

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Illumi-naughty

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Baaaaaeeeee!

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