What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

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This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.