Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.