Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".