Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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He just couldn't hack it.

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