Train Driver Jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.