What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.