Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Yeezy Jokes More Yeezy Jokes

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Entire East Coast Jokes More Entire East Coast Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad