Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.