Coast Guard Jokes

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.