Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.