What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.