Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp