Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.