Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!