Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.