Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.