Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.