Nordic Jokes

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !