What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.