What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."