Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't