Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't