What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.