What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.