What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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Ask them to get out of the pool.

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No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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He is risen.

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Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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They don't have a pilots license.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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Breast implants.

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He was on performance-enhancing rugs.