Pontiac Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

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The UK National Lottery!

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.