Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.