Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle