Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Drizzle Jokes More Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves