What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!