What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.