What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.