Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.