Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami