George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.