Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Punctuation Mark Jokes More Punctuation Mark Jokes

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke