How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.