How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.