How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.