Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What's your grandma's favourite social media?

Instagran

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!