Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What do you call a racist grandmother?

Graham Cracker

What do you call white grand parents?

Graham-crackers... "wokka wokka"

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea