Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

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